Post by zacefron4life on Feb 10, 2007 15:03:28 GMT 10
OK so I know this is a little early for St. Pat's Day but I was bored and I wrote this and decided to post it. Anyway, it's a one shot that takes place during season 13. Enjoy..
A Little Green Never Hurt
A weary Abby Lockhart walked into County and sighed. With an eyebrow raised, she looked around at all the St. Patrick's Day decorations. "Why did I have to work today?" She asked herself, approaching admit.
Frank looked up from the computer and laughed. "Look what the leprachauns dragged in!"
"Yeah your family says hi." Abby replied, glancing at the board. Pratt smirked and shook his head as Frank stuck out his tounge at her.
"Immature much?" She asked, rolling her eyes. "Somebody's fiesty...I like that." Frank joked. Abby however found no humor in his remark. "Bite Me!"
Suddenly Luka walked up behind her and sprinkled some paper four leaf clovers on her head. "What the hell?!" she screamed, whirling around and slapping him in the chest. "Happy St. Pat-"
"Luka I swear to God if you finish that sentence I will hurt you." She warned, raising a finger in his face. He put his hands up innocently and smiled.
"Great, you got those god forsaken four leaf clovers... or whatever you Croatians call them.. down my bra! Damn it! I can't get them out." Abby complained, walking towards the lounge.
"I can help..." Luka replied with a devilish smile on his face. Abby waved a hand at him and kept on walking. "I bet you can."
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When Luka and Abby emerged from the lounge, they were bickering about why she hates St. Patrick's Day. "Everything is always so green. Green shirts, green socks, green pants, green fricken people for God's sake. Don't these people have any dignity?" She argued, flailing her hands in the air.
"They're having fun Abby, lighten up." Luka replied, taking her hand in his. "St. Patrick's Day is just a sorry excuse for Irish people to get drunk and paint themselves green...a fantasy they probably have had all year." Abby snapped right back.
"Let's just drop it." He said, handing her a chart. "The best idea you've had all day!" She yelled, stalking off the treat her first patient of this day from hell.
Luka shook his head and walked off to curtain 3. When he returned to admit, Pratt, Neela, and Morris were all crowded around the desk filling out charts. He joined them and took a seat near the patient board.
"So what were you two getting into a bloody pissing match about?" Neela asked, looking up from her chart. "Something about a green man, beer, and year long fantasies..." Luka answered. Everybody was now staring at him with a question mark hanging above their heads.
Sensing eyes on him, Luka looked up and raised his arms. "I don't know....she was saying something about hating St. Patrick's Day and I was politely listening...just not fully."
Abby walked up to admit a minute later and everybody quieted down. She looked around and smacked Luka in the back of hte head. "What was that for?" He cried, grabbing his hair. "You were talking about me out here weren't you?"
"How did you know?" He asked innocently. Neela laughed and simply stated, "She's a woman...she knows everything." Abby giggled a bit and high fived Neela as all the guys started to protest.
"Boys, just face the facts, the male species was created for 3 purposes: To eat, sleep, and have sex. Without woman, the world would simply not work."
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Abby was staring at the clock blankly, waiting for the minutes to past. Once 6:30 rolled around, she ran, literally, to her locker. "Why in such a hurry?" Jerry asked.
"My shift is over...It's finally over!!!" She replied running past him. Once she hung up her white lab coat and exchanged it for her winter jacket, Abby went to find Luka.
She found him in the drug lockup looking for penicillin. "It's over on the right hand side, bottom shelf." Luka looked up when she spoke and smiled sweetly. "Thanks." He said, grabbiong the bottle and locking up the case.
"You going to pick up Joe?" Luka asked, leaning up against the wall. "Yeah. I think I'm gonna bring him back here to say hello and to pick you up." Abby answered, giving him a quick kiss on the lips. "See you then. Love you."
"Love you too..."
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So yeah, there's my Fic...
A Little Green Never Hurt
A weary Abby Lockhart walked into County and sighed. With an eyebrow raised, she looked around at all the St. Patrick's Day decorations. "Why did I have to work today?" She asked herself, approaching admit.
Frank looked up from the computer and laughed. "Look what the leprachauns dragged in!"
"Yeah your family says hi." Abby replied, glancing at the board. Pratt smirked and shook his head as Frank stuck out his tounge at her.
"Immature much?" She asked, rolling her eyes. "Somebody's fiesty...I like that." Frank joked. Abby however found no humor in his remark. "Bite Me!"
Suddenly Luka walked up behind her and sprinkled some paper four leaf clovers on her head. "What the hell?!" she screamed, whirling around and slapping him in the chest. "Happy St. Pat-"
"Luka I swear to God if you finish that sentence I will hurt you." She warned, raising a finger in his face. He put his hands up innocently and smiled.
"Great, you got those god forsaken four leaf clovers... or whatever you Croatians call them.. down my bra! Damn it! I can't get them out." Abby complained, walking towards the lounge.
"I can help..." Luka replied with a devilish smile on his face. Abby waved a hand at him and kept on walking. "I bet you can."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Luka and Abby emerged from the lounge, they were bickering about why she hates St. Patrick's Day. "Everything is always so green. Green shirts, green socks, green pants, green fricken people for God's sake. Don't these people have any dignity?" She argued, flailing her hands in the air.
"They're having fun Abby, lighten up." Luka replied, taking her hand in his. "St. Patrick's Day is just a sorry excuse for Irish people to get drunk and paint themselves green...a fantasy they probably have had all year." Abby snapped right back.
"Let's just drop it." He said, handing her a chart. "The best idea you've had all day!" She yelled, stalking off the treat her first patient of this day from hell.
Luka shook his head and walked off to curtain 3. When he returned to admit, Pratt, Neela, and Morris were all crowded around the desk filling out charts. He joined them and took a seat near the patient board.
"So what were you two getting into a bloody pissing match about?" Neela asked, looking up from her chart. "Something about a green man, beer, and year long fantasies..." Luka answered. Everybody was now staring at him with a question mark hanging above their heads.
Sensing eyes on him, Luka looked up and raised his arms. "I don't know....she was saying something about hating St. Patrick's Day and I was politely listening...just not fully."
Abby walked up to admit a minute later and everybody quieted down. She looked around and smacked Luka in the back of hte head. "What was that for?" He cried, grabbing his hair. "You were talking about me out here weren't you?"
"How did you know?" He asked innocently. Neela laughed and simply stated, "She's a woman...she knows everything." Abby giggled a bit and high fived Neela as all the guys started to protest.
"Boys, just face the facts, the male species was created for 3 purposes: To eat, sleep, and have sex. Without woman, the world would simply not work."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Abby was staring at the clock blankly, waiting for the minutes to past. Once 6:30 rolled around, she ran, literally, to her locker. "Why in such a hurry?" Jerry asked.
"My shift is over...It's finally over!!!" She replied running past him. Once she hung up her white lab coat and exchanged it for her winter jacket, Abby went to find Luka.
She found him in the drug lockup looking for penicillin. "It's over on the right hand side, bottom shelf." Luka looked up when she spoke and smiled sweetly. "Thanks." He said, grabbiong the bottle and locking up the case.
"You going to pick up Joe?" Luka asked, leaning up against the wall. "Yeah. I think I'm gonna bring him back here to say hello and to pick you up." Abby answered, giving him a quick kiss on the lips. "See you then. Love you."
"Love you too..."
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So yeah, there's my Fic...
