Post by rorygilmore on Apr 5, 2007 7:55:55 GMT 10
This IS NOT the new fic I was talking about, it's just a chapter I found. I wrote this for fun, while writting “Yours, Mine & Ours”.I thought It wasn’t going to work, that’s why I never post it but after making few corrections I decided to share it with you. 
Remember, It’s a “Yours, Mine & Ours” ‘lost’ chapter. If you have never read "YM&O", it doesn’t matter. All you have to know is that Danna is Luka’s daughter (with Sam) and Danielle is Abby’s daughter (…with Carter
)…and both Luka and Abby are raising their kids, together (they are not romantically involved… yet).
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SPRING CLEANING…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” The most piercing scream came from the girls’ room and Luka dropped the box he was carrying to run into his daughters’ room.
Danna was still screaming. “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
“DANNA!!!” He ran to her “WHAT IS IT? WHAT’S WRONG??!!”
“SPIDEEER!!!” She pointed at the bug, walking on the closet.
Luka’s expression changed from panic to ‘what?’ in less than a second.“You screamed because of a spider? Danna, I thought you’ve hurt yourself”
But Danna wasn’t listening to her father, her eyes were fixed on the horrible critter standing on the closet.
“…just, smash it” Luka grabbed a magazine.
“WHAT?” Danna turned to look at him.
“Here” He handed it to her.
But Danna stared hesitant at the glossy publication. “You’re kidding, right?”
“Nope, just kill the spider”
Danna shook her head.
“Come on Danna, it’s just a little spider”
Danna kept shaking her head. “No”
“Just kill it”
“No”
“Danna, kill the spider”
“No, no way”
“Danna she’s not gonna jump on you, just kill it”
“Jump?” Danna’s eyes opened wide.
“Just kill it”
“No”
“Kill it”
“No”
“Danna…”
“No, no way…”
Suddenly, Danielle appeared and taking out her shoe, she smashed the creature with all her strenght.
“There” She nodded at the remains of the creepy-crawly “Happy?” She asked Luka
“Danielle, why did you kill it?” Luka sighed “I was trying to teach your sister a lesson…”
“BU…BUUU...BUUUU...BUUUAAAAAAAAH!!!” Danna bursted in tears.
Luka rubbed his face. “Now what?”
“Why did you kill the spiiiiideeeer??!!” She sobbed “She didn’t do anything to you” She told Luka.
“I didn’t kill her” Luka sighed “Danielle did”
“You made me” Danielle shrugged.
“What?”
“You were like… dying to see it dead” She explained.
“BUAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT MOMMY!!! MOOOMMYYYYYYYYY” Danna ran out of the room.
“Aww, sweety, it’s okay” Abby hugged Danna “Luka; Why the hell did you kill the spider?”
“It was just a DAMN spider” He tried to defend himself.
Danna and Danielle’s eyes grew wider “Mommy, daddy cursed” Danielle accused him.
“Luka come on, you’re not helping. We need to have all this boxes arranged before dinner and you’re playing the bad guy”
Danna sniffled “It was just a little spider, maybe she was a spider mommy and had a lot of little baby spiders and now all the baby spiders are orphans…” She sniffled again “ALL THANKS TO YOU…” She pointed at Luka “BUAAAAAH!!!”
Luka rolled his eyes, only his girls would make a such a big deal because he killed a spider.
PLAFF!!! He suddenly felt he was been smacked with a magazine.
“How does it feel?” Danielle asked him. “Do you think the spider liked it?”
“Okay, I give up” He said irritated “I’m never, ever killing a spider again. I don’t care if it’s huge and fuzzy and has enormous fangs and is walking on your face, not killing it again!” Annoyed, he went to pick up the box he dropped, mumbling something in croatian.
Abby, Danna and Danielle looked at each other.
“AWW!!!SO CUUUUTE WHEN HE GETS MAAAAD!!!” Danna and Danielle screamed and went to hug him.
Luka’s face turned crimson red. Living with girls was difficult, but living with Danna, Danielle was a total challenge. First he was a monster and now, he was cute.
“Isn’t he cute mommy?” Danna asked her.
Abby chuckled.
“Oh yeees, mommy thinks you’re the moooost handsome guy ever” Danielle moved her eyebrows up and down quickly.
“And she looooves the way your muscles move everytime you kill a spider” Danna grinned.
“And the shine of your hair when you walk under the sun” She continued
“And your summer, tanned skin…” Danielle said, poetically
“And the sparkle in your eyes when you see her wrapped in just a towel” Danna sang, inspired.
“Girls…” Abby tried to cut them of, but Danielle interrupted her first …
“And it’s obvious in her eyes that she desperately wants to touch your…”
“OKAY!!! girls that’s it!” Abby cut them off, feeling her face burning. “Go finish your room!”
“AWW! SO CUUUTE WHEN SHE GETS MAD!!!” They both ran to hug Abby and Abby rolled her eyes. “Luka…” She asked, begged, for help…
“Come on, girls go and do as your mom says; finish your room”
“What is it with you and rooms?” Danielle asked.
“Maybe they want to be roomies…” Danna told her sister.
“AWW; ROOOOOMIES!” They sang together as they walked back to their room; leaving their confused and blushed parents standing in the middle of the living room.
“They are insane” Luka whispered.
“Insane?…nah” Abby went back to her cleaning “It’s the dance they do”
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Liked it? Hope it brought you funny memories.
I'll try to post my new fic soon...
SEE YA AFTER MY EASTER TRIP!!! BYE-BYE!!!
BIG BEAR HUGS. rORY
Remember, It’s a “Yours, Mine & Ours” ‘lost’ chapter. If you have never read "YM&O", it doesn’t matter. All you have to know is that Danna is Luka’s daughter (with Sam) and Danielle is Abby’s daughter (…with Carter
)…and both Luka and Abby are raising their kids, together (they are not romantically involved… yet).______________________
SPRING CLEANING…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” The most piercing scream came from the girls’ room and Luka dropped the box he was carrying to run into his daughters’ room.
Danna was still screaming. “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
“DANNA!!!” He ran to her “WHAT IS IT? WHAT’S WRONG??!!”
“SPIDEEER!!!” She pointed at the bug, walking on the closet.
Luka’s expression changed from panic to ‘what?’ in less than a second.“You screamed because of a spider? Danna, I thought you’ve hurt yourself”
But Danna wasn’t listening to her father, her eyes were fixed on the horrible critter standing on the closet.
“…just, smash it” Luka grabbed a magazine.
“WHAT?” Danna turned to look at him.
“Here” He handed it to her.
But Danna stared hesitant at the glossy publication. “You’re kidding, right?”
“Nope, just kill the spider”
Danna shook her head.
“Come on Danna, it’s just a little spider”
Danna kept shaking her head. “No”
“Just kill it”
“No”
“Danna, kill the spider”
“No, no way”
“Danna she’s not gonna jump on you, just kill it”
“Jump?” Danna’s eyes opened wide.
“Just kill it”
“No”
“Kill it”
“No”
“Danna…”
“No, no way…”
Suddenly, Danielle appeared and taking out her shoe, she smashed the creature with all her strenght.
“There” She nodded at the remains of the creepy-crawly “Happy?” She asked Luka
“Danielle, why did you kill it?” Luka sighed “I was trying to teach your sister a lesson…”
“BU…BUUU...BUUUU...BUUUAAAAAAAAH!!!” Danna bursted in tears.
Luka rubbed his face. “Now what?”
“Why did you kill the spiiiiideeeer??!!” She sobbed “She didn’t do anything to you” She told Luka.
“I didn’t kill her” Luka sighed “Danielle did”
“You made me” Danielle shrugged.
“What?”
“You were like… dying to see it dead” She explained.
“BUAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT MOMMY!!! MOOOMMYYYYYYYYY” Danna ran out of the room.
“Aww, sweety, it’s okay” Abby hugged Danna “Luka; Why the hell did you kill the spider?”
“It was just a DAMN spider” He tried to defend himself.
Danna and Danielle’s eyes grew wider “Mommy, daddy cursed” Danielle accused him.
“Luka come on, you’re not helping. We need to have all this boxes arranged before dinner and you’re playing the bad guy”
Danna sniffled “It was just a little spider, maybe she was a spider mommy and had a lot of little baby spiders and now all the baby spiders are orphans…” She sniffled again “ALL THANKS TO YOU…” She pointed at Luka “BUAAAAAH!!!”
Luka rolled his eyes, only his girls would make a such a big deal because he killed a spider.
PLAFF!!! He suddenly felt he was been smacked with a magazine.
“How does it feel?” Danielle asked him. “Do you think the spider liked it?”
“Okay, I give up” He said irritated “I’m never, ever killing a spider again. I don’t care if it’s huge and fuzzy and has enormous fangs and is walking on your face, not killing it again!” Annoyed, he went to pick up the box he dropped, mumbling something in croatian.
Abby, Danna and Danielle looked at each other.
“AWW!!!SO CUUUUTE WHEN HE GETS MAAAAD!!!” Danna and Danielle screamed and went to hug him.
Luka’s face turned crimson red. Living with girls was difficult, but living with Danna, Danielle was a total challenge. First he was a monster and now, he was cute.
“Isn’t he cute mommy?” Danna asked her.
Abby chuckled.
“Oh yeees, mommy thinks you’re the moooost handsome guy ever” Danielle moved her eyebrows up and down quickly.
“And she looooves the way your muscles move everytime you kill a spider” Danna grinned.
“And the shine of your hair when you walk under the sun” She continued
“And your summer, tanned skin…” Danielle said, poetically
“And the sparkle in your eyes when you see her wrapped in just a towel” Danna sang, inspired.
“Girls…” Abby tried to cut them of, but Danielle interrupted her first …
“And it’s obvious in her eyes that she desperately wants to touch your…”
“OKAY!!! girls that’s it!” Abby cut them off, feeling her face burning. “Go finish your room!”
“AWW! SO CUUUTE WHEN SHE GETS MAD!!!” They both ran to hug Abby and Abby rolled her eyes. “Luka…” She asked, begged, for help…
“Come on, girls go and do as your mom says; finish your room”
“What is it with you and rooms?” Danielle asked.
“Maybe they want to be roomies…” Danna told her sister.
“AWW; ROOOOOMIES!” They sang together as they walked back to their room; leaving their confused and blushed parents standing in the middle of the living room.
“They are insane” Luka whispered.
“Insane?…nah” Abby went back to her cleaning “It’s the dance they do”
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Liked it? Hope it brought you funny memories.
I'll try to post my new fic soon...
SEE YA AFTER MY EASTER TRIP!!! BYE-BYE!!!
BIG BEAR HUGS. rORY
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I have to finish it before tomorrow's class and I don't think I'll have a lot of sleep tonight 
I fell from my chair and now I'm lying on the ground laughing!! 
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